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King of Faatoia

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A Samoan couple was eating dinner with a couple of palagi couples and they listened while the one palagi man asked his wife, "honey, please pass the honey," and she does so. The other palagi man asks his wife, "sugar, pass the sugar." The wife kindly gives it to her husband. The Samoan man felt obliged to ask his wife a favor with a compliment and says: "Pig, pass the pig!"



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King of Faatoia

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One Sunday, at church, our faifeau stood up and began his sermon. He of course was talking about Jesus Christ. Preaching in samoan, he said, "O Iesu lo'u leoleo mamoe," which means "the lord is my shepherd." However, the faifeau said the same phrase in english for the benefit of those who didn't understand samoan. He translated the phrase to say, "Jesus, is the police sheep!"



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faaloia

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wow wow wow... sole leikioa vave maliu Rev. Salu. ai o le mamafa ole translation lea.

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King of Faatoia wrote:

One Sunday, at church, our faifeau stood up and began his sermon. He of course was talking about Jesus Christ. Preaching in samoan, he said, "O Iesu lo'u leoleo mamoe," which means "the lord is my shepherd." However, the faifeau said the same phrase in english for the benefit of those who didn't understand samoan. He translated the phrase to say, "Jesus, is the police sheep!"






LMAO..se malo sto'i...

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MAKUA BORIN KELE KOU JOKEZ MAGAIA AI KOKES A KEFE LOL nana.gif

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Anonymous

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How about dis choke...makua'i dry kele, ele sava ai se muli i au jocks!

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HA HA HA HA HA VERY FUNNY.....JUST HOLD ON IM BUSTIN, WEA DA TOILET ?..... nana.gif

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AMIGO

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oi sole man! dont mock churchery stuff ay! no respect && DRY even hahahha

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Anonymous

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cry.gif Old Joke. It goes "Pass the Honey, Honey" "Pass the Sugar, Sugar", "Pass the Tea Bag"

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King of Faatoia wrote:

A Samoan couple was eating dinner with a couple of palagi couples and they listened while the one palagi man asked his wife, "honey, please pass the honey," and she does so. The other palagi man asks his wife, "sugar, pass the sugar." The wife kindly gives it to her husband. The Samoan man felt obliged to ask his wife a favor with a compliment and says: "Pig, pass the pig!"






how many jokes do you need Faatoia??? its to many lol bring some better one next time. so boring lol

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O A MAI?

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faaloia wrote:

wow wow wow... sole leikioa vave maliu Rev. Salu. ai o le mamafa ole translation lea.






lmao... man that is funny... ae a...ae ua faapea uma tagata o laga au lotu... o Iesu o se LeoLeo... lmao biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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UCE DUCE

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3 men, one Maori, one Japanese and a Samoan were sitting naked in a sauna, Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The Maori pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

"That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Samoan felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Samoan finally said................. "Well, will you look at that, I am getting a fax!"


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Lmao! malo uce! only a samoan would do that! hahaha

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